Critics are calling this exercise "impossibly sobering" and "fun for all ages". Take it from someone that spends countless hours eating chcoolate bits and trolling the internet for the proper desktop wallpaper. "Time sucks," as people with hobbies refer to them, are a reality for everyone. Especially in the digital age where boredom is so easily solved by cat memes, celebrity instagrams, and shameless self promotion.
How To Stop Wasting Time, Forever
1. Calculate your age.
2. Multiply it by 365
3. Subtract that number from 36,500
4. That is how many days you have left on this earth, if you're lucky enough to live to 100.
5. Throw away all your junk and start living.